The New Majority-Minority Aberration

I had just a few minutes of down-time, and checked out one of my fave blogs, Seaspook's Rants. Read his post about the new Majority-Minority, yet another aberration created by the new god called diversity.

In Texas, even though the majority of the people are Hispanic, they still are considered the minority. That's not fair! They need to be the ones paying the "majority" of the taxes, and getting the "minority" of the entitlements.

Frankly, I would love to have minority status. I could get all kinds of stuff on the government dole, just by showing up at the welfare office. No questions asked. Cowchild could get free college tuition. Maybe my property taxes would be lowered if I were a "minority."

Does anyone know how a person in the new "minority" can become considered legally a member of the minority in order to get all the free stuff? By the same token (no pun intended), shouldn't those in the new "majority" be prohibited from all those same entitlements, kinda like those in the new "minority" are?