Senator John Kerry
304 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington DC 20510
Dear Senator Kerry:
We are still laughing over here in Iraq at your joke about the troops being
dumb. We do recognize that you are a lot smarter than we are because you
were able to get out combat in three months. This is why we are seeking your
advice. Please give us guidance.
1.) Where is the least painful area on the body to inflict a wound?
2.) Does it have to bleed or will a scratch do?
3.) Where do you get the forms to fill out recommending yourself for a
4.) Do you need a witness? If so, how much does that cost?
5.) Are three purple hearts still good for a trip home?
6.) What is a realistic period of time in which to acquire these wounds?
Less than three months sounds a little suspicious even to us.
Thanks for your help and keep the jokes coming.
Just a dumb G. I.
I have no idea to whom credit for this should go, as it came in on email today. However, I love it! Cowgirl
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