Now this isn't suspicious at all

Now this isn't at all suspicious.

"An unemployed U.S. citizen" from Dallas, by the name of Sisayehiticha Dinssa (a very common name in Texas), was arrested at the airport in Detroit after a flight from Nigeria via Amsterdam, with Phoenix as the next stop on his journey. Apparently, drug sniffing canines got a whiff of drugs on the $78,000+ in his briefcase, which is what tipped the authorities to checking the guy. He also had a laptop "containing information about nuclear materials and cyanide."
Being politically correct, there was no mention in the article about him being Muslim, but anyone want to bet on that? Just a little tip, you might want to consider the number of Muslim organizations in Arizona, keeping in mind that several of the 9/11 hijackers had Arizona connections.

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